target

1. (target) (859↑, 140↓)

A store that prides itself on working people to death. Clock in at Target and you have no idea when you're actually getting off, scheduled hours mean nothing. They have a bizarre alphabet-soup way of describing everyone's position that no one understands, and everyone in management is called some kind of "leader".

Yes, my leader\! Yavohl, mein leader\! Twenty people clocked in at Target last week and were never seen again, prolly still on shift cause the go-backs aren't finished.

Author: The Dodger http://target.urbanup.com/1443646

2. (Target) (489↑, 122↓)

A place where they make you stay past 10:00 P.M. on weekdays, LODs like to take 30-minute 15-minute breaks, level ones get shafted out of everything, Target VISAs are ALL pushed on the cashiers, and level ones do more productive work than the higher levels who like to decorate the break rooms with needless decorations to celebrate someone giving birth to a retarded baby.

Target is very corruptive. When will the authorities see this???

Author: Vunley Lon\@ Loc. 0751 http://target.urbanup.com/362450

3. (Target) (444↑, 89↓)

Known as a safe-haven for soccer-moms. Target is a company that loves to open up right across from [Wal-Mart] and attempt to undercut [Wal-Mart]'s low-prices by selling high-class products that don't fall apart after their first use.

I am going to Target today because I need a television.

Author: Bill http://target.urbanup.com/955265

4. (target) (392↑, 88↓)

though its been said: target is for people who wouldn't be caught dead at wal-mart.

target and wal-mart both suck.

Author: \#34 http://target.urbanup.com/766064

5. (target) (325↑, 141↓)

Target is what Wal*Mart would be if it were run by Stalin. There's always at least 4 undercover security guards leering over you in aisles with items over 10 dollars in them. They might be inconspicuous if it weren't for the walky-talkies on their belts and the fact that they're in the store all day. The entrance is also manned by a 200 pound security guard in full uniform who looks more like someone from the National Guard, staring at all passers-by with arms folded and a tough-guy scowl. This gives Target a less friendly image than Wal*mart and is therefore a bit less popular, though the usefulness of such security makes up for what Wal*Mart loses from shoplifting and paying for the medical bills of the 90 year-old lady by the door whose hip was broken by teenagers trying to make off with a DVD player and a paintball gun.

The difference between Wal*Mart and Target is that you'll barely ever see any punk kids hanging out in front of a Target, because they get roughed up.

Author: Chernorizets Hrabr http://target.urbanup.com/783768

6. (Target) (232↑, 55↓)

A shitacular store that tries to be the "Wal-Mart that never was", ie. "GREAT PRICES FOR GREAT FASHIONS". In other words 6 year old kids in Sri Lanka make ugly sweaters, then Target buys them for 10 cents and goes ahead and sells it under *insert famous clothing designer here* for $40. Working there is HELL, you are forced to wear red shirts and khaki pants or skirts, call customers "guests" (if you don't you get written up), and every morning there are "huddles" (a stupid cutesy name for the word "boring meeting") where you stand around and they tell you "YESTERDAY WE MADE 100,000 DOLLARS AHAHAHA AND YOU'RE ONLY MAKING 6.50 AN HOUR FOR DOING ALL THE WORK US HIGHER UPS DON'T WANT TO DO". The store manager is NEVER there, and they are ALWAYS on vacation. Overtime is a no-no, and if you do one minute of overtime they have a hissy-fit and poop their pants over it. There is also a stupid line EVERY "team member" (another cutesy fuckin' name for TARGET SLAVE) has to ask every "guest", and that is "CAN I HELP YOU FIND SOMETHING?". First off, most customers HATE being asked if they need help, secondly it's gramatically incorrect, and thirdly if you don't ask it and your GSTL/ETL/TL (stupid names for fuckin supervisors) catch you NOT saying it you get reprimanded. Target gives their "team members" a discount that is a measly 10% off. Target's items are too expensive and you might as well walk your lazy butt to Wal-Mart and buy it for 3 bucks less.

Target Team Member Jonny: "Can I help you find something?" Crabby overtly obese guest on cellphone: (in bitchy voice): "NO. WHERE ARE YOUR CHEETOS??\!\!" Target Team Member Jonny: "Aisle G38" Crabby Overtly Obese Guest on Cellphone: *grunts* "WALMART'S HEMORRHOID CREAM IS CHEAPER IM GOING TO WALMART *grunts again and farts*

Author: If I tell you EVERYONE will know who this is ;) http://target.urbanup.com/2043786

7. (Target) (216↑, 57↓)

Department store, competitor to Wal-Mart. Upscale-ness indicated by alternate pronunciation with a French twist on it.

I went shopping at Target.

Author: Ben Schumin http://target.urbanup.com/365993

8. (target) (164↑, 44↓)

A place, like Wal-Mart, which tends to mistreat its employees with their stupid 40 hour rule. Meaning, we work forty hours and then we automatically have to go home. No matter if it's Wednesday and we need to work till Friday or not. Thereby screwing over those who have to work the whole week, pushing our duties onto them as well as their own and expecting them to get everything done within the set task time, which is always rediculously low. No overtime for us. Nope nope. That would be criminal, wouldn't it? I say that Target employees should be able to work over forty hours a week if they want to. They don't have to be paid overtime, just the regular wage. Don't these people realize we got families to feed, rent to pay, all that crap? Or do they give a crap? Oh, and a place where opportunities for advancement are waved about like a carrot in your face before employment, thereby enticing unsuspecting people into their fold, and then mysteriously vanish upon employment.

Target worker to LOD (that's Leader on Duty, for those not in the know): When I was hired on here, I was told that there were plenty of chances to train for advancement and I have yet to see any of those chances. Now, was that the truth or was it just a bunch of Target...oops, I mean bullshit?

Author: Nope nope http://target.urbanup.com/1426498

9. (target) (112↑, 9↓)

Target is store where if you last the first 90 days, you'll be stuck there for years. They will shaft you for money every chance they get, they will dock your base rate if you transfer, they will fuck up your check and not tell you, and when you want to get the money back, its to late. and don't look to the HR to get it back either. They work for the company and tell you they cannot do anything about it (which is a lie).

I worked at target for 5yrs and now I have a herniated disk. but Im a level one so my crappy insurance wont cover shit. Fuck you Becky at 1194 you two faced droppy dog lookin beoch. You will die miserable and pitiful. YA thats right wig hairs.

Author: BVL http://target.urbanup.com/1996605

10. (target) (101↑, 18↓)

1.) Target is a corrupt store, that pushes workers to unreachable limits. The average worker keeps his job for 1 day to 30 days, before being fired or quits. Employee moral is always low, other workers pressure new comers to leave if the [college] option is open to them. Target employees have to call customers: guests, co-workers: team members, boss: leader, and put on a fake smile every day. There's two divisions of Target's work force. You work 40 hours a week and no more, over time can result in termination or time cut the following week. Dayside: Working 10AM-12AM Dayside deals with guests, zones isles, get's harassed, and sells products. Day side always needs to be on their toes if a guest hits the infamous red box of doom in the isles. Day side needs to know the store or have their ass chewed out by Team Leaders. Day side gets fucked into 15 minute breaks, and the second highest fire rate in the store. Dayside hates the over night team. Overnight: Where I work, and single handedly the longest 8 hours (plus) one can work at Target. You're locked in the store, and must stock the entire place in 8 hours. Including backstock. The night begins with the line, putting boxes that come off the line onto pallets then bowling those into aisles. After that you take break, then start pushing the isles. Take break, work, then leave. During this time bosses are everywhere telling you to [hustle], and riding your ass. Overnight has the highest quit/fire rate in Target. No point in knowing people who join, they wont be there long enough. Employees: Low moral, low self-esteen individuals, who are doomed to target. What they did in their life couldn't have been that bad to get this. If you have [college] options avaliable, take them. Your fellow employees pressure you to quit so you can avoid the [agony] of Target. Most people there are either people fresh from [prison], or are 18-20 and have X* amount of kids. *Any number between 1 and 8.

Target sucks, I spent my week's 40 hours in 2 days, now I get to suck [dick] to help pay for my house.

Author: DisgruntledTargetEmployee http://target.urbanup.com/1927706

11. (Target) (79↑, 6↓)

A corrupt, greedy corporation that prides itself on neglecting their employees while focusing all their efforts on guest experience, PR relations and embracing diversity. The job turnover rate is always high, morale is low and you get a nickel and dime raise every year for your dedication and hard work. They even dare say their wages are competitive with other retailers\! Competitive with what, minimum wage?  Can you work overtime to compensate? No, No Target cannot afford that expense since they’re a multi-billion dollar corporation, it’s impossible\! The corporate execs need that money to buy more cars, yachts and mansions. The workers at the store level are undervalued and underappreciated and their daily huddles belittles your esteem when you hear “WE MADE 120K YESTERDAY AND 5 MILLION THIS YEAR SO FAR AND YOUR GETTING MIN WAGE AND SUB-PAR BENEFITS”. It’s a simple concept most know, how you treat your employees affects how they treat your guests….and the poorest treatment is Target’s forte. Your job title is always inconsistent, the schedule of hours is bias and you’re always being micro-managed by the execs and team leads doing tons of tasks with little time. Their PR front is a shady, deceptive scam trying so hard to please every ethnic group, caring about their communities, and empowering you to make them the best company ever\! Just a false front to brainwash you into believing they care when in reality, they want all your money….their laughing all the way to bank when you give into their propaganda. It’s all about making their corporate image look attractive while finding more ways to rip off their employees…and to say that conservative christians run target, huh? God save the U.S.A

person 1: I wanna work at target\!person 2: ahhh no, i wanna scream\!

Author: disgruntled ex-employee http://target.urbanup.com/3152508

12. (target) (85↑, 24↓)

Target has High Quality items for th customers, but its Hell for the employees. Now they have this fricken machine there that a customer or "guest" presses and it pages you and you have to be there in 30 seconds. I was on lunch break and I went to subway to eat and they paged me and I didn't make it back in time and so they give you this little red target post it thing that says what we need to improve on. i aldso got 10 bucks off my paycheck for that. As soon as Im done savng 1000 Im getting out of that hell hole.

Oh wow now I work at target. Goody goody.

Author: Mika Johnson http://target.urbanup.com/1560075

13. (Target) (71↑, 17↓)

A store designed by a group of idiots who are apparently infatuated with the color red & live by the motto "Fast, Fun, & Friendly". Employees don't know each other's names unless they read nametags, yet they are considered to be "Team Members". Turning 18 means nothing to Target if you're still in high school- except that now you are eligible to get a Goddamn motherfucking Red Card & save an additional fucking 10%. No, you can't work more hours during the week. Minors may NOT exceed 3 hours & 45 minutes Monday-Friday or else one of the LOD's, or HR, will have a talk with you about legalities. (you're supposed to care) GSTL's make people feel smart since they are by far the dumbest people in the world. People in food are disgusting LOD's get to talk at the morning, midday, & evening huddles. This makes them important. The boys in electronics think they are studly & whoever has the keys to the X-Box games is really cool. The operator is always a half-wit broad who doodles her boyfriend's name in between phone calls. Guest Attendants.. (AKA CART BOYS) are stoners who just need some fresh air & free water. AP/Hardlines 4 is a group of men who are either rent-a-cops, wannabe po-po's, or ex-security guards from some unknown company. Sometimes if you get lucky, you'll get an AP team leader (yup, leader, it's religious) who used to be in the army. Apparently shooting towel heads is comparable to catching people steal Modern Home towels? Target team members need to understand that breaks are 15 minutes, NOT 16 & lunch breaks are 45 minutes, not 44. Another legality.(pretend to care) Employees are not allowed to call in sick without being talked about. EMPLOYEES ARE STRICTLY FORBIDDEN TO DRINK WATER OR ANY OTHER BEVERAGE ON THE JOB UNLESS THEY HAVE A DOCTOR'S NOTE. Customers are referred to as "Guests" & are the rudest people in the world. They leave their carts everywhere in the store & will whine until Guest Service calls every local Target in search of their Mossimo sweater. THE ACTORS IN THE TARGET COMMERCIALS WILL BE GETTING PAID MORE THAN YOU DO FOR JUST SPINNING AROUND IN CIRCLES WITH AN UGLY DOG NAMED SPOT.. WHILE YOU MUST MEMORIZE CODE RED, GREEN, YELLOW. HOW'S YOUR SISTER L.I.S.A? HOW IS B.O.B DOING? If you work at Target you are brainwashed to believe you are above Wal Mart & if you go within 1 mile of a Wal Mart you eye should start twitching. If it doesn't then you need to spend some more time reviewing the employee handbook.

My back hurts, my head is throbbing, my feet are numb, and I want to know if anyone needs a carryout or help fidning something. I've obviously been working at Target too long.

Author: Bri\! http://target.urbanup.com/2232362

14. (Target) (95↑, 44↓)

A more upscale version of Walmart. Thoroughly evil, it is run by people who are absolutely obsessed with getting more and more people to sign up for the Target VISA. See [Red & Khaki Hell]

For the last time, I don't want a Target VISA.

Author: Ride the Bomb http://target.urbanup.com/465865

15. (target) (69↑, 23↓)

Target is basically like walmart only its slightly upscale. They have stupid names for employees such as team members, lods, tlods, gstls, tps and ap. What the fuck is up with that. At most jobs these people are called employees, managers, assistant managers and security guards. This is just plain stupid. Red and khaki are probably the worst colors to wear. And whats with the tucking in of the shirts. Damn I hate tucking in my shirtT. Thanks ROB. And its only the guys that have to do it. I think its because target is sexist or something. Another thing with names is that we have to call our customers guests. What the fuck they are not staying here like in a hotel. Zoning is probably the most useless thing I have ever done. As soon as i zone an aisle some little kid comes by and fucks it up. Damn. I hate the fucking 90 day return policy it sux. And most of the LODs and TLODs are jackasses. Not all of them, but most. Target does suck.

Team member: "Jeff can I go on my break?" Jeff: "How many red cards have you gotten today?" Team member: "None." Jeff: "Well didn't I give you the Mr. Potatoe Head doll?" Team member: "Yes. But I blew it up." Jeff: "How could you it was my love?" Team member: "Why don't you go get it, you no side burn, unibrow, freak." Jeff: "Hey thats not nice." Team member: "Fuck you. COHEED RULES."

Author: brianna is hot http://target.urbanup.com/1379139

16. (Target) (47↑, 9↓)

worst place to work at, if your in highschool. Even worse if your over 25 and are a team member not an LOD or teamlead. You get treated like shit an pushed to work long hours while being expected to finish 10 hours of work in 4. Everyone says its "Fast,Fun,and Friendly" when its really "Gay, Boring, and Pointless" cause you can never finish and the store always looks like shit. You get written up/ talked to for calling off because of actually being sick or a emergency. NEVER make friends here cause everyone is an asshole and just want you to work. LOD's make you do their work and you get yelled at for not finishing it. After a year of hard ass rape and sucking dick, you realize that you wanna quit and fuck everyone over just like they did to you. Oh and team members who go back to target when not working just to "shop" and actually just go to see their "friends" and chill are dumb fucking assholes, seriously you got nothing better to do? You complain about being there yet you go back there like a dirty fucking dog when not working.

Target sucks, everyone is an asshole. I know this cause I work there. Fuck target and their "Fast, Fun, Friendly" policy. Also "guests" are dumb asses, look for the item first then ask me, or try reading the big fucking signs above your head.

Author: target "team member" employee http://target.urbanup.com/4034372

17. (Target) (43↑, 9↓)

The place people will easily go to avoid Walmart. A major retailer headquartered in Minnesota and known for its high quality products unlike Walmart or Kmart, but treat their hourly employees like yesterday’s garbage. Their stores are cleaner, the employees seem at least half decent and many of their products are made in the U.S., unlike Walmart where they are made in Communist China. The bad outweighs the good, however. The employees are paid minmum wage and treated like second class citizens. Employees are brainwashed into using cutsie names for customers i.e. “guests” and coworkers "team members" and trained into asking any guest, “Can I help you find something?” What crap. NOTE TO MANAGEMENT: YOU’VE OBVIOUSLY HAD YOUR MAID DO YOUR SHOPPING FOR YOU BECAUSE YOU ARE OUT OF TOUCH WITH THE CUSTOMER BECAUSE THEY DON’T WANT TO BE BOTHERED, ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY KNOW THE EMPLOYEE YOU HIRED AND 'TRAINED' IS BEING FORCED TO ASK THE QUESTION WITH A FAKE SMILE ON THEIR FACE. YOU SUCK. GO GET A A COLLEGE DEGREE TO GET REAL KNOWLEDGE AND REAL SKILLS TO GET A REAL CAREER AND YOU WILL LEARN WHAT REAL BUSINESS IS. HOW YOU TREAT YOUR EMPLOYEES AFFECTS HOW THEY TREAT YOUR SO-CALLED ‘GUESTS.’ Management treats their lower paid employees like slaves and expendable goods. Working overtime is discouraged (as if employees don’t have bills to pay) and not asking a “guest” for assistance results in being written-up and reprimanded like you are a kid. Target is one of those companies where its overpaid fatcats have not yet caught on that the treatment of their employees will have an effect on how they treat the “guests.” It’s simple economics, and I’m not even an Econ major and know that. The funniest thing about this out-of-touch corporation is that it hires 6-feet, 200 pound security guards. For what? Are they actually afraid someone will walk off with a $2 bottle of shampoo? Target management and its corporate bigwigs need to get over themselves, because it’s not like they have job skills that would require getting a real career.

Target management sucks, just like evry other company out there.

Author: krock1dk http://target.urbanup.com/2764960

18. (Target) (35↑, 2↓)

A store that prides itself as being "upscale" but it is a horrible company to work for. All of the employees have some stupid abbreviation for their title. There are three types of people who work in Target; the loyalists who have a bulls eye tattooed on their asses, the people who are biding their time in between jobs, and the most tragic, the broken-spirited people who do not have the will to look for another job and take the abuse. The GSTLs are the worst people as they are drunk on their own power. The store manager is usually a figurehead. This company is like something straight out of Dickens. On top of all of this, the stores are so inefficiently run that it is a mystery that it maintains corporate status.

Target should be avoided due to its treatment of employees.

Author: New English http://target.urbanup.com/4024222

19. (target) (43↑, 14↓)

Department store like wal-mart only the target employees wear red shirts and kaki pants instead of blue shirts. Your job gets changed everyday and you have to stay longer than your scheduled. Its a place where store managers and lods stare at you when your doing something wrong and then tell your team lead what you did wrong. Then the team lead comes to you and tells you. It just plain stupid. Stupid ass days such as green shirt day and birthday cake day. Stupid ass tuck your shirt in rules. It sux.

LOD "Hey guys try to get all the reshop done by 11 so that I can go home." Employee "Sure can I go on my 15 now." LOD "No, you didn't finish the reshop." Employee "SHit."

Author: team member http://target.urbanup.com/1193333

20. (target) (64↑, 37↓)

A store I don't really care for, but whenever I do go in, I'm always questioned if I want a damn Target card. We are becoming the target of annoyence.

Target Staff Member \#1: Hey, want a chance for a target card? Me: No, thanks. Target Staff Member \#2: Would you like to sign up for a target card? Me: No... Target Staff Member \#3: Would you like to apply for a targe... Me: NO\! I DO NOT WANT A TARGET CARD\!

Author: Highly Evolved http://target.urbanup.com/1149884

21. (Target) (65↑, 38↓)

The rich man's Wal-Mart

Why go to Target when you can get the same thing cheaper at Wal-Mart

Author: The Omnipresence http://target.urbanup.com/392812

22. (target) (29↑, 5↓)

Target is a place where the LODS dont care about team members and fire you for no apparent reason other than listening to rumors that are not true and if you dont obey their every command shame on you\!\! they promise you hours then screw with your schedule and write you up for talking too much on the walkie? wow also the cafe/pizza hut express is a joke all departments keep a communication log aka. bitch fest basically the team leader tells the team they are worthless in this book " why did you do that" or " am i the only one who does anything?"

I worked at Target for nearly 2 years and was terminated for apparently giving food away. and eating behind the counter of the food court. well first of all I never gave anything away and second they fired like a dozen people on the same day, for stupid reasons Target Sucks\! and if you dont work there you dont want to.. AMEN\!

Author: coffee101 http://target.urbanup.com/4680275

23. (target) (30↑, 11↓)

A simple corner store that evolved into a giant corrupt company. With thousands of stores across the USA and its low pricing and selling techniques it already runs opposing businesses to the ground but Target also manufactures its products in China using its cheap labor to gain profit and forcing other companies to be unable to compete with the low prices due to cheap labor in China. Once companies who manufacture in America cannot compete and go bankrupt becuase of Target the Target builds ontop of it therefor further monopolizing America. Ran by conservative christians who believe they are doing the right thing but when you really look at it they are using cheap labor with its cruel workplaces and terrible conditions and monopolizing America with thousands of stores running other businesses to the ground. If these are "Christian" morals and beliefs America is in deep shit.

Target holds cult-type rallies in giant stadiums full of supporters and executives who chant for Target and its owners in such ways as North Korea celebrates their brave leader Kim Jong Il.

Author: path of mankind http://target.urbanup.com/1907183

24. (Target) (70↑, 57↓)

A tattoo located on the lower back as a place to ejaculate on by males when finishing sexual intercourse in the doggystyle position. Tattoo is common with strippers and porn stars.

The girl with a cum target always has one thing on her mind

Author: L.A. http://target.urbanup.com/759174

25. (target) (23↑, 10↓)

Overprice cheap goods superstore, food court always smell funny, Guest Experience Team Executive is a cussin' sailor that loves to threaten employees, smokin' half of his work period, and bitchin' out all employee that actual work, HR does not accept you are quitting without a fight, but will not let you finish training. At least a dozen new team members every two weeks. Management that love breaking all OSHA and labor laws possible.

Target are run by nazis that treat all non-management employee like shit.

Author: strange from the sandhills http://target.urbanup.com/2614125

26. (Target) (12↑, 2↓)

A place that prides itself in being better than Wal-Mart when in actuality, it may be worse. It's a cult. At your orientation, they make you watch a 45 minute anti-Union spiel because the Union would only let you do your job, instead of making you juggle 10 tasks at a time. They have stupid Target speak. Not only do they insist on calling managers "team leads" and non-managerial employees "team members" they insist on abbreviating it to "TL" or "TM." In fact, everything has a stupid abbreviation and you never know what the hell one of your "TL"'s is talking about when they say, "Meet the GSTL at TSE." It's not enough to be a polite and competent employee to your customers. You must push Target credit or debit cards on them and talk to them about their purchases. For all you "guests" who think Target is somehow more ethical or upscale than Wal-Mart, wake up\! They pay minimum wage, never really give full-time, don't give employees benefits, and all that crap in the Dollar Zone is made in some sweat shop in China. And you aren't getting some great deal from the Dollar Zone either\! It's cheap, useless, plastic crap you didn't need or even really want.

I just went to Target and spent $120 on items from the Dollar Zone. Now I have 40 Star Wars To-Do lists, 40 Hello Kitty pens that don't write, and 40 Superman tumblers that are made with a grade of plastic known to be carcinogenic. When I made the purchase the cashier wouldn't stop trying to push a Target credit card on me. Then her boss pulled her to the side, said it was time for a "team huddle" and yelled at her in a bunch of abbreviations and told her she wasn't "fast, fun, and friendly" for not successfully selling me, the "guest," the card.

Author: redkhakinightmare http://target.urbanup.com/5269746

27. (Target) (12↑, 2↓)

A company where the bitchy "guests" are treated like gods and the hard working "leaders" are treated like shit. (Like a religious cult. "Leaders".) When you work at Target you must understand that breaks are 15 minutes, not 14 minutes. Honestly, it's common sense. You must also understand that there is NO overtime.

Target employee: Hurhurhur I'm so cool I work in the games department and get to hold the keys that unlock the Wii games\!\!\!\! Ex Target employee: You've been brainwashed by Satan's... err I mean Target's shittiness.

Author: JonasBrothersAreMyLifeSTFU http://target.urbanup.com/4198150

28. (target) (36↑, 26↓)

an organization that wastes perfectly good tallented and dedicated people by telling them lies about "OPPORTUNITY". they should be ashamed of themselves for picking up on people that are "OPEN MINDED". This must be a synenim for "stupid" in target executive language. If so, they are sadly mistaken.

"your stupid enough, er, I ment, dedicated enough to meet our goals today I see".

Author: CHRISNXR http://target.urbanup.com/559520

29. (target) (38↑, 28↓)

the comunist company

i hate target

Author: syd http://target.urbanup.com/483198

30. (Target) (8↑, 1↓)

If you live in the U.S.A., there is a good chance you know what "target" is. Target is a store that robs teenagers through the ages of 16 and 18 of their free time that could be used on what they want to do. Target also does not care about employee-well-being. They don't give a flying fuck if your sick, No No, your already on the schedule. we would not want to anger another employee to cover your shift because your sick. I happen to work at target, and let me tell you...it sucks. People have a hissy fit and shit their pants when you put chips on top and bread on the bottom. and that mother fucking red card is pushed on all customers. Yes not guest, CUSTOMERS\! Just do your self a good favor, Do not sign the employee contract, you are practically selling your soul to the devil doing so.

Joey: Hey bob, i heard you got a job at target\! Bob: Yeah i did, and it sucks ass\! we are forced to call people "guests" Joey: How is that so ba... Bob: BECAUSE, The last time i checked, Target is a grocery store, not a fucking hotel. Do you see people sleeping in the coolers and dressing rooms? Joey: Bu... Bob: NO, YOU DON'T\! Joey: *Shocked* But i helped you get a job there\! Bob: Fuck you and target, you suck up. go be the managers bitch\!

Author: Screwthaman1265 http://target.urbanup.com/5697253

31. (target) (27↑, 20↓)

A store that you'll get decent pay but have to deal with stuck up, snotty bitches thinking they can make you the gopher(go for this-go for that) chump. Also being more over priced than Walmart for shitty, break the next day items. Nickname: "Tarzshay" used by Target frequenters who like to make it sounds like they are going somewhere more important.

I'm sorry, I have a 1:30 appointment at Tarzshay...

Author: BigNRichCowgirl http://target.urbanup.com/983365

32. (target) (31↑, 25↓)

a stupid ass store which whenever i try to shop in or pick somthin up there i get bombared by old men trying to get me to sign up for a target visa who wont let me leave the store without trying to stop me or pursuading me to get their stupid card. Body guards stand at the entrance and exits .

target is stupid dont go there

Author: bingy http://target.urbanup.com/1079300

33. (Target) (10↑, 5↓)

A temporary causal flirt buddy/ eye candy, who may or may not become a crush.

"Have you found a new target, yet?" "Is he your new target?"

Author: Brenda NT http://target.urbanup.com/3109750

34. (Target) (8↑, 4↓)

A store that is totally better than stupid Wal- Mart...their food isn't right by their clothing and it doesn't smell like old bananas... It is what I call an upscale Wal-mart

Since I would never be caught in Wal-Mart I go to Target...

Author: Ry Michelle L S http://target.urbanup.com/4868477

35. (Target) (2↑, 2↓)

The Hardest thing to hit in the toilet. (When you are peeing)

I didn't get the target\! The whole floor is wet.

Author: Flurbneeger http://target.urbanup.com/5129809

36. (Target) (10↑, 10↓)

Vey Simple,Target is a retailer, Wal-Mart's pimp, and its red for a reason...it's Hell

Target(Red)(pimp)= Hell & Wal-Mart(blue)(hoe)= Uranus

Author: Daniel Prosser http://target.urbanup.com/2663528

37. (Target) (0↑, 2↓)

That corner of the street where all the hookers are. It's called target.

Damn look, it's a target, get out yo bb gun bro\!

Author: MrHonkay http://target.urbanup.com/5784938

38. (Target) (4↑, 8↓)

The reason that there is a God

I love [target]\! i wish it was your [mom], cause then i could have [sex] with it for [free]\!

Author: Quagdingo http://target.urbanup.com/4324083

39. (Target) (0↑, 6↓)

The act of hitting on a random stranger irregardless of race, social class or physical attractiveness.

Check it out, Kathy's about to target the ugly fool at the cash register\!

Author: les1ie ch0w http://target.urbanup.com/5080436

40. (target) (20↑, 26↓)

The chick you are hoping to be [scoring] with.

That's my target right there. (point)

Author: brendan http://target.urbanup.com/667749

41. (Target) (3↑, 10↓)

Target is a real estate company in Bavaro, Punta Cana and Higuey, Dominican Republic. Run by the most trusted people.

Target helps you get the very best properties in real estate.

Author: Luis Padua http://target.urbanup.com/3739605

42. (target) (13↑, 23↓)

a bad place to pimp since you wont have a lot of luck.

[kmart] might be better or [wallmart] [wall mart]

Author: OnyxO http://target.urbanup.com/816131

43. (target) (43↑, 56↓)

A Wal-Mart for the blue states

Blue Stater:I go to target. Where do you do your shopping? Red Stater: Wal-Mart y'all. Blue Stater: Go Back to your trailer park\!

Author: longislandguy http://target.urbanup.com/1586684

44. (target) (55↑, 78↓)

contrary to popular belief, Target is not a bad place to shop and/or work. They pay me more than any of my friends make at thier jobs, and i always walk out knowing that i had a good, productive day, that i would have otherwise spent on my ass. the one problem I have is that they have recently cracked down on thier minor policy, and if we work one minute after 8 hours, we get yelled at. pay is good, atmosphere is good, its a clean store. superior to wal-mart in every conceivable way. the people there are amazing, and everyone is nice. more upscale than wal-mart, but prices that are not even close to high.

i dont see why yallz be hatin' on target. its a good place.

Author: thephman http://target.urbanup.com/2076130

45. (target) (22↑, 46↓)

A Corporate Scandal waiting to happen. A Company where the level ones took advantage of all the LOD's and took breaks when ever they wanted for as long as they wanted to. Also a company where level ones got STLs and LODs fired. Apparently because of some "stash" Or where weird initials would appear everywhere like.... EMG, BMB and CMS and the word OWWWWWWWW was a legacy. And breaking Merchandise/ Store property is a hard habit to break. And being Fett was cool.

Yea Fuck target that place sucks ass\! STL Jerry is a fuckin red neck and LOD Rich is a fuckin FAG\! Joette that head case bitch\! STILL GOT THE COMPANY BY THE BALLS SINCE 2002\!

Author: BOBOOOOO\!\!\!\!\! http://target.urbanup.com/874396

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Last updated: 2012.03.03